Fame

Less is more.

Goats

There is no philosophy in monetary dignity.

Irony

When irony executes a righteous cause.

Preparations

Misunderstanding facial expressions.

Sue

History is shown to repeat itself.

Halloween

One fatal mistake may lead to a permanent phobia.

Artist's note: I'd like to thank Demetri Martin for this idea. I wonder if he'll ever get to see this. Happy Halloween, everyone!

Doorbell

People get in line for such kind of things.